So My Neighbors Had A Party

[Buster]

not the type of people i hangout with so i did not go...however i allowed them to use my parking space for their guests..well they seemed to stay the night so everything is cool...however the owner of the car in my space just went out to get something out of her car and she was about 400lbs and ugly as hell..

I am now afraid that other neighbors saw her and think that she stayed here all night...when and how should i go around to my other neighbors and let them know she was not staying with me...should it be "hey just in case you saw that pig in the parking lot this morning don't get the idea she stayed with me"...but then one of them might tell the hosts of this party and it might be a family member..and that could lead to problems down the road...

I am really worried about this as i have a reputation to uphold and if they thought that she was mine it would devastate me...

 

[Buster]

now she is out by car smoking a cigarette...this ain't good

 

[BORO]

So where's your car? At her house?

 

[Buster]

no we each have 2 parking spaces...so mine is here also...man what a beast...

 

[NES]

call the cops and say that somebody was trying to break into the car in front of your house. Apologize when the the police show up then the neighbors come in her defense. Now you re off the hook because obviously you had never seen her in you life, otherwise why would you have called the cops?

 

[MikeB]

Your neighbors could have had one of thier good looking friends park in your spot instead. They might be fucking with you.

 

[steaktartar]

fuck her and have a cigarette

 

[G.MONEY]

Put a sign out front.....

That Fat Pig that was using my PARKING SPOT, belongs to the Neighbor's

 

[1cheater]

fuck her and have a cigarette

:drink:

 

[DungBeetle]

Just tell your neighbors she was part of the security team for the porn star your fucking.

 

[whalewager]

go outside and pretend shes a census worker...start yelling at her....

census worker!...get outta my parking space

throw that beast a slab of bacon and tell her to shove off

 

[whalewager]

also...

kick your neighbors door open....say...what the fuck is going on in here? census worker outside...bye

 

[quantumleap]

Whatever you do, don't walk outside with an opened bag of flour!

 

[WorldNumberOne]

its always the " my neighbor " story....

come clean buster.. you and her have been dating for a long time..

 

[lakersyankees]

its always the " my neighbor " story....

come clean buster.. you and her have been dating for a long time..

Hahaha he's been porkin a fatty and finally got caught

 

[Buster]

hehe well just as i figured..just got home from a good day of fishing and my neighbor yahseed saw me getting my fishing stuff out of vehicle and just smiled at me..could tell he was basically holding in a belly laugh...so i made small talk with him and he could not hold it in any longer...

i told him she was part of neighbors party and i don't think he believed me...gonna be a long week...

 

[Scoops]

:lolBIG: @)

 

[Scoops]

Go see the Dr. that shallow Hall did.It should all work out.Maybe

 

[nhoj]

You know she stayed at your house last night next time think before you drink...

 

[Buster]

looks like pig hooves don't it...


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